1. we two who and who? <br />咱俩谁跟谁阿 <br /><br />2. how are you ? how old are you? <br />怎么是你,怎么老是你? <br /><br />3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you <br />你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 <br /><br />4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together <br />你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! <br /><br />5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have <br />nothing to say,go home!! <br />有事起奏,无事退朝 <br /><br />6. you me you me <br />彼此彼此 <br /><br />7. You Give Me Stop!! <br />你给我站住! <br /><br />8. know is know noknow is noknow <br />知之为知之,不知为不知… <br /><br />9. WATCH SISTER <br />表妹 <br /><br />10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! <br />龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! <br /><br />11. American Chinese not enough <br />美中不足 <br /><br />12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <br />车祸现场描述 <br /><br />13. heart flower angry open <br />心花怒放 <br /><br />14. go past no mistake past <br />走过路过,不要错过 <br /><br />15. 小明:I am sorry! <br />老外:I am sorry too! <br />小明:I am sorry three! <br />老外:What are you sorry for? <br />小明:I am sorry five! <br /><br />16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! <br />要钱没有,要命一条 <br /><br /><br />昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,<br />就面带微笑的:"Hello?" <br /><br /> 外国人:"Hi." <br /><br /> 前台小姐:"You have what thing?"(你有什么事?) <br /><br /> 外国人:"Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)<br /> 前台小姐:"If I not speak English,I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说,那我现在说的什么) <br /><br /> 外国人:"Can anybody else speak English? "(还有谁能讲英语吗) <br /><br /> 前台小姐:"You yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not <br /> wait, you go."(你自己看看,所有人都在玩呢,都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意就走你) <br /><br /> 外国人:"Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝,这儿有谁会说英语吗) <br /><br /> 前台小姐:"Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing."( 喊什么喊,安静点,<br /> 你到底有什么事) <br /><br /> 老外:"I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈) <br /><br /> 前台小姐:"Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在,明再来吧)<br /> |