A gay guy goes into the doctor's office and has some
tests run.
The doctor comes back and says "I am not going to beat
around the bush. You have AIDS." The man is devastated.
"Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat
5 pounds of spicy sausage,
a head of cabbage, 20
un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10 Jalapeno peppers,
40 walnuts, a box of
Grapenuts cereal, and
top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The man asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it will teach you what your ass is for.
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